“Eventually I faced the inevitable, this was the body and the booty I was given, and I might as well start loving them.” -Tracee, from her contribution to the book “Naked: Black Women Bare All About Their Skin, Hair, Hips, Lips, and Other Parts” -Tracee Ellis Ross
I don’t understand white people either, this girl is ON THE FUCKING MONEY. There was a point in my life when “White People Slaps”often left me speechless and feeling like a fucking moron. Now I simply respond with Bannock Slaps.
This is so awesome.
also adding Bannock Slaps to the lexicon.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LORD
I love her. LMFAOOOO
So TRUE!
I love this girl!!
WHITE PEOPLE SLAP! OMG! SO THERE’S A TERM FOR IT!
some guy yesterday did the typical white stuff- asking where Im from, am I here on holidays (you’re black so there’s no way you’re European haw haw hawwww) and I told him I’ve been in Ireland for almost a decade.
THEN HE DID IT
HE WHITE SLAPPED ME
him: “did you know… you can apply for citizenship here? Did you know you there’s a fee for it but you can apply and get an Irish passport? The office is down the road from here, if you just turn left and keep walking, you’ll see the GNIB office. it’s where people sort out citizenship issues” *looks proud of himself*
nawww, I didn’t know anything about immigration stuff eventhough I just told you I’ve been living here for the past decade
trying to make me feel like I don’t know shit about basic immigration stuff.
fuck off
the most relevant and accurate thing on the internet ever
"In my opinion, heterophobia is a thing. It’s a thing like being racist towards white people is a thing. They actually do exist. They’re just sneaky as fuck because people think it’s okay to justify them. It’s not."